You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Are we related? Do you want to be?
Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
Excuse me, do you live around here often?
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
How was Heaven when you left it?
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.
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