“GAREEB DOST HAKOMAT

“GAREEB DOST HAKOMAT”
Ab aATA Ameer hI NahI Gareebon Ki pUhanch Me Bhi dastiaab hAi.
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! Aa !
!_ta_ !
Aata Ab Saashay Pack Me Bhi dAstiaAb hAi.

Quwat-E-IraADi Kahan Ki,

Frnd BuhAt arSay baAD Ek doSRay sE Mi|Lay,
1st fRND: YaAR Herat hAi
TumhAri
=/ShrAb,
=/Cigerete,
=/Juwa,
=/Larkiaan Cherna,
=/NiswaAr,
=/TambaKo,
=/PaAN,
=/Charas,
sAb kI Adat choOT Gai haI. .
Itni MazboOT Quwat-E-Iradi tUm kAhAN §E LaAye?
2nd fRND: Quwat-E-IraADi Kahan Ki,
MerAy pAsS To pEsAy khtAm hO GaYe hAin.

MEIN JAA RAHA THA K MERI

Hua kuch yun k MAIN kal ja rha tha K meri chapal toot gai .
Ab chapal to muchi seeta hy Seeta to darzi bhi hy,
Darzi to kapry seeta hy,
Kapry to rangeen hoty hain,
Rangeen to Balti bhi hota hy,
Balti to bathrom me hoti hy,
Bathrom me to nal bhi hota hy,
Nal to Lohy ka hota hy,
Lohy ki to estri bhi hoti hy,
Estri to garm hoti hai,
Garm to custard bhi hota hy,
Custard to peela hota hy,
Peela to choza b hota hai,
Choza to anday se niklta hy,
Anda to sufaid hota hai,
Sufaid to doodh b hota hai,
Doodh to bhains deti hai,
Bhains to kali hoti hai,
Kala to bangali b hota hai,
Bangali to paan khata hai,
Paan to lal hota hai,
Lal to gulab b hota hai,
gulab me to kante b hote hain,
kante to machhli me b hote hain,
Machhli to pani me,
Pani me to kashti b hoti hai,
kashti me to aadmi b hote hain,
Aadmi to road pe b hote hain,
Road pe to mein b chalta hoon,
Chalnay se yaad aaya k kal
“MEIN JAA RAHA THA K MERI CHAPPAL TOOT GAI” . . . . . . . . . . ;-<

Agr MujhAy HkUMat mIlLaY

Agr MujhAy HkUMat mIlLaY To 1 dIN Me Load Sheding kA KhAtm Kr sAktA HoOn.
Wo kEsAy?
Generator Free kr K.
Aye saALA. . . .
Tension frEe.

RukhSati k MoqA Per Ek

RukhSati k MoqA Per Ek jAwAn Larki bUrI tArah Ro Rahi tHI.
Ek Orat BoLi: Rona tO DuLhAn kO Chahiay,
ShAdi uSki hO Rahi hai tUmhAri To nAhi hO rAHI..
GirL:iSi LiAy tO Ro rAhi hOoN.

ApÜN N3 mUhAbAt kI

ApÜN N3 mUhAbAt kI UsÄy hAseEn sAmjh kR..
“I LoVe uOY” LIkH Kr Send Kia Usay Apni jAn sAMjh kR.
Us Ne ForwÄRd kR Dia Funny Msg sAmjH Kr .>

Tum saFaI TheEK

Malkin:Tum saFaI TheEK tArAh sE NaHi kRtI. .
Wo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH Rahi hO?
Iska zImaYDAar koN Hai?
NokrAni: YaqeenAn kOi mAkri hOgi

Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?

Judge: Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?
Chor: Ji Nahi, Hujur!
Judge: To Isme Rone Ki Kya
Baat Hai Abhi Bhej Dete Hai..!!

1 saab Nay Apni Shadi ki

1 saab Nay Apni Shadi ki movie reveres chala kar daki–Wo Dekna Chata ta K adami “Azad”
Hotay Waqt Kasy Lagta Hay…

TuM Ne DiN DhArE

JuDgE : TuM Ne DiN DhArE ChOrI KyOn Ki ?
ChOr : JaNaB KyOn K RaT Ko MaI ApNe GhAr Ki HeFaZaT KaRtA Ho . . . ;->

Height oF “sUsSti”

Height oF “sUsSti”
Ek sAhib Darkht kI SaB Se oOnChi shAakh pE khrAb hUlLiAy mE BethAY ThAY,
NeechAy sE GuzArtAy huAy Admi nE Pocha?
BhAi sAh?B!! AP KaB Se iS Darkht pE bEthAy hUay hAin?
Ooper bEthAy huAy sAhib nE KahA
Kuch thEek tArah sE YaAD Nahi,
Shayd mE ZAmeEN Me dABBay huAY Kisi Beej Pe bEth Gya Tha

Main TumhAin fIre

” Main TumhAin fIre maAR DoON Ga”
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Agr Koi Tumhain Aisay kAhAy tO F.I.R krWa dEna

“CHOTTA DON”

Jis Ko Pakrna Thora MushkiL Ho,
JiS K peEchAY 5.5
MulkOon kI pOLice LagI Ho.
Wo kOn hO sAktA hAI?
“CHOTTA DON”

EvolUtiOn oF MaN..

EvolUtiOn oF MaN..
Shadi sE PehLay!
Hero# 1
Shadi k baAD.
KulLi#1.
PehlAy..
Mainay pYaR Kia!
bAAD!
Yeh mAinAY Kya Kia?
PehLay.!!
Jan mAT Ja?.
baAD..!!
Jan mAt khAo.
PehLay..!!
Tum bIn rAhA Na jAYe.
BaAD..!!
Tum kO SaHa nA Jaye,
PehLay..!!
Kuch tO BoLo,
BaAD!!
KabhI cHup tO hO Lo,
PeHlAy..!!
I LovE YoU..
BaAD..!!
Aj phIr aAlo,
PehLay..!!
MiLnAY kAb aAO Gi?
BaAD..!!
MekAy kAb jAo gI.

Faraz mere bus me nahi

Faraz mere bus me nahi mera dil,
just chill chill, just chill

Janab lagta Hy MeNay Apka

1st Man:Janab lagta Hy MeNay Apka Chehra Pehlay Bhi kahin Dekha Hy
2nd Man:Ap Ko GLat Fehmi Hui HY Main Hr wQt Apna Chehra Sath Liay Phrta Hon

Aj Kal Town Ki Librerary

1st Frnd: Aj Kal Town Ki Librerary Me Kafi Rash Barh Gya Hai.
Kya Kuch New Books I Hain?
2nd Frnd:Nahi Yaar Books To Wohi Hain,
Rush Ki Wajah Nojwan Khatoon Librerian Hain.

U R Realy Brave,

In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum nE.
Woman:Mjhay kya Pta Daako Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar Ghar Der Se Aya Hy

“;”;”OopSs”;”;”

;”;”OopSs”;”;”
Thak
Thak
Thak.
G Kon?
Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain?
Servant:Wo Safr Per GaYe Hain.
Acha..!!
Kya Aram Or Tafreeh K Liay Gaye Hain?”
Servant: Nahi Sir, Meray Khyal Me Nahi,
Kyun K Begum Sahiba Bhi Saath Gai Hain”

Ek Factory Me Aag Lag Gai..

Ek Factory Me Aag Lag Gai..
Fire Brigade Ki Gari Seedhi Factory Me Ja Ghusi Or Us Ne Tmam Aag Bhuja Di..
Factory Owner Ne Khush Ho Kr Usay Rs.10000 ka Inaam Dia Or Pocha:Tum Is Raqm Ka Kya Kro Gay?
Driver:sAb Se PehLay BrAkes Theek Krwaon Ga.

Ek shrabi bus men

Ek shrabi bus men sawar hua to seat pr bethay molvi ne kaha:
Tum jahanum k rasty pe ja rahy ho
Sharabi chillaya:
Roko roko men ghalat bus men baith gaya ;->

MaLrIa NaR MaChAr K KaTnE Se

1 DoSt DoSrE DoSt Se: MaLrIa NaR MaChAr K KaTnE Se NaHe BaLkE MaDa MaChAr K KaTnE Se HoTa HaI
DoSrA DoSt: Ha MaI JaNtA HoN LeKn MaI IsE MaR NaHe SaKtA ”
PhElA DoSt: WoH KyOn ”
DoSrA DoSt: MaI AuRtOn PaR HaTh NaHe UtHtA . . . ;->

TuM HaR RoZ KiTaBiEn

BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ KiTaBiEn UlAt PuLaT KaR K ChAlE JaTe Ho, MaGaR AaJ TaK TuM AiK BhI KiTaB NaHe Le KaR GaYe
LaRkA:JaNaB MaI ToU HaR RoZ 1,Ya 2 KiTbIeN Le JaTa Ho Ab ApP Ko PaTa NaHe ChAlTa ToU MaI KiA KaRo .

AiK CaR Ka AcCiDeNt Ho GaYa

AiK CaR Ka AcCiDeNt Ho GaYa MaLiK Ne IsE SaLe K LyE RaKh DiYa
AiK AdMi CaR K MaLiK K PaSs AyA AuR PoChA JaNaB KiA Ye CaR PhElE ChAlTi ThI
MaLiK Ne JaL KaR KaHa NaHe JaNaB DaRkHt Ne KuD AkAr TaKaR MaRi
ThI . . . ;->

Din K 24 ‘GHANTE’

1 Din K 24 ‘GHANTE’
7= Sone k
8= Kmane k
3= Traveling k
1= Toilet + bath k
2= Khane + pine k
2= Biwi bache k
Apne liye bacha kia
“G H A N T A”

HENGA LALA

Dua Hai,
Apki zindgi Bany khushion ki Mala.
Khul Jaey kaamyabi ka Tala.
Har kam Ho Jaey Bohat Aala.
Aur
Zindgi Apko khud kahy;
JHENGA LALA
JHENGA LALAA.

mje ajeeb si bemaari

Mareez: mje ajeeb si bemaari ho gye hai, jb mri bivi bolti hai toh mje kuch sunai nhi deta
DR : ye bimari nhi ALLAH ki nimat hai.

Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang

Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain …
1, Aap ki yaad
Jo buhot aati hay..
2, LIGHT
jo buhat jati hay..

Aunty Aunty,

MoNA:Aunty Aunty,Shani UncLe Ny Jo Singapoor Wali Ghri Mughay De Thi Wo Nadi Mein Gir Gai Magr Phr Bhi Chal Rahi Hy,

Aunty:Kya? Ghari…!!
Mona:Nai Aunty..!!
Nadi..

60% people of the whole world

60% people of the whole world r not yet borned.Ask why?

Ans: Bcoz as u know that “jine lahore nai waikia o jamia hi nai”

Family Se Dur Ho Gaya Hun

Beggar: Sir,
Family Se Dur Ho Gaya Hun
Milne Ke Liye 500 Rs Ki Zarurat Hai.
SETH: Kahan Hai Teri Family?
Beggar-Samne DHA Me Film Dekh Rahi Hai

U-S K 5 Intehai Intelegent

U-S K 5 Intehai Intelegent Doctors ki teaM is baat pe Research kar rahi thi agar insan ka diMagh nikal liya jaye to kya hoga ?
Unhon ne apnay 1 sathi Mika jones ka intekhab kiya.
Jub uska diMagh nikal kar usay hosh Mein laya gaya to woh kehnay laga. . .
” NASWAR RA KA “

AgAr iNsAn Ki RaGo

AgAr iNsAn Ki RaGo mAi KhOoN Ki jAgA PetRoL HotA !
AhAm kHaBrEn :
Aj Ek AdMi K gOLi LaGi aUr KiSi Ne UsKo HosPiTaL nA pHoNcHaYa aUr sAb pEtrOL jAmA kArTe RaHe

MerA UsSe faqt itnA

MerA UsSe faqt itnA tAL0q hAi “FARAZ”
Wo Meri ChAchi ki,MAmi ki,KhALA ki,TAe ki,NAnd ki,Beti ki,Dost k,BAry BhAi k,Chote Bety k,Susr k DAmAd kA “KUT

TAALBAN ki Hukumat aa

TAALBAN ki Hukumat aa gai to Friendship Msg aesay hongay….
U & I
SUBHANALLAH
Our Friendship
MAASHALLAH
I’m Good Friend
ALHUMDULILAH
YOU are G/d Friend
JAZAKALLAH
We’ll Remain
FRIENDS Forever..
INSHAALLAH..@

Ye kia tu safaid kurtay

Ye kia tu safaid kurtay mai phir rha hy faraz !!
Aj kala jora pa sadi farmaish tay….!

Sirf Faraz Ko….;->

Dekho
Suno
Gaur karo
Mehsoos karo
Kis ko?
Sirf Faraz Ko….;->

Dor Gaa’on Jab Bacha

Dor Gaa’on Jab Bacha Rota Hai To Maa Kehti Hai Beta So Jaa …
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Verna ???
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FARAZ AJAYE GA

Islamic research se sabit hua

BREAKING NEWS
Islamic research se sabit hua hay k murghi haram hay…
Agar chori kii hoo tu

bohat jald karachi

Taliban: bohat jald karachi arahe hain

MQM: aslah le lo
Awam: rashan le kar rakh lo
Pathan: istaqbal karo
Memon: BURKE KHAREED LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE:-

Aapki Aur Aapki Poori

Aapki Aur Aapki Poori Family Ki Next Week Hamare Ghar Daawat Hai…
Ammi To Mana Kar Rahi Thin K Aatta Chawal Gosht Sab Mehenge Ho Gaye Hain…
Magar Maine Unse Kaha K Aane Wala Apna Rizq Saath Le Kar Aata Hai…
To Apna Khana Saath Le Kar Aana Waise Hum Log Biryani Shoq Se Khate Hain…OK…

faraz in africa

faraz in africa:
hunu lunu shinga mamba jamba Faraz,
shinga la mamba jheenga lala hu hu…

Angel asked a man after

Angel asked a man after death: kya tu shadi shuda tha?
Man:Haan
Angel ordered: ye dozakh bhugat k aaya hai isay jannat mein daal do.
Angel asked same Question to another man…
Man: 2 baar shadi ki hai.
Angel ordered: isay dozakh mein daal do isay dozakh mein rehnay ki aadat ho gayi hai

Professional Lover’s:

Professional Lover’s:
Hajjaam:
chehry pe mery zulf ko bikhrao kisi din
doctor:
akhir is dard ki dawa kya hy?
Sunara:
kash main tery haseen hath ka kangan hota
wakeel:
wo qadam qadam pe jeety, main qadam pe haara
choki daar:
tooti hy meri nend magar tumko is sy kya?
Maali:
suna hy boly to baton sy phool jharty hain
police:
main qatal hova kesy mery yar sy pocho
driver:
Barra kathan hy Raasta jo aa sako to sath do . . . :p ;->

Dil ny kaha k aaj papoo

Dil ny kaha k aaj papoo ko nachaen faraz,
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BUT PAPPU CAN’T DANCE SALA.:-P

GOOD night FARAZ

Raat ho gai hai so jao “FARAZ”
GOOD night FARAZ
GOOD night FARAZ.

Paadri Ne Ek Bachay Ko

Paadri Ne Ek Bachay Ko Dantay Huay Kaha K Tum Jantay Ho K Agr Bachay Buri Harkat Krain To Kahan Jain Ge…!
Bacha:Of Course
Church K Peechay..!!

Kareena kapoor aur shahid

Kareena kapoor aur shahid q aik dosre se alag howe?
Tauba yar
kitne besharam ho!
Logo k personal matter k baray main janne ka kitne shauk hai tumhe…!

ye tm ne golden balon

Malak: ye tm ne golden balon wali larki ko kahan se bithaya?
Drive: sir ap gussa mt hon mai abi batata hun
Malik: koi zaroorat nhi tm bs mera taaruf krwa do

Aaj k baad mujhe ufone no.

Aaj k baad mujhe ufone no. Pe sms mat ki jiye ga. AAP Neeche likhe JAZZ k no. Pe msg karna
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Ha ha ha !
No. Dhond rahe ho?
kaisa ullu banaya:->

Main Tay Honda Hi

Wo Mujhse Is Baat Pe Zid Karta Raha
FARAZZ
Main Tay Honda Hi Lay Saan

QAID-E-AZAM Ke14 POINT

QAID-E-AZAM
Ke14 POINT men se koi 3 apne ALFAZ men bayan kre?
(1)Ainda aain wafaqi larkiyo ka hoga jis men larkon ka larkion ki traf dekhna aam hoga,
(2) Tamam larke or larkiyon ko coaching k bahar khare hone k pure huqooq diye jaenge,
(3) Tamam logo ko mere mazar pr date marne ki khuli azadi di jaegi .

?LEEPING DISEASE ?TIOLOGY

?LEEPING DISEASE ?TIOLOGY
?AUSED BY: ?tudying For ?xams
HOST: ?tudent
?YMPTOMS:
?winging Θf Head
Frequent Falling Θn The Table
Automatic ?losure Θf ?yes
?IGNS:
Redness Θf ?yes Ptosis, Loss Θf ?onsiousness
TREATMENT: ?lose Da ?ook And ?witch Θn The Tv

Talak dy dena!

1 dulha apnay dost se shadi k din:yar koi aise baat btao jo main apni bewi se jatay he kahon to wo hearan ho jaey.
Dost:Tum Jatay he apni biwi ko talak dy dena!

Afsos Afsos Afsos

Afsos
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ye sms khali he:-)

Memon to his Son

Memon to his Son: Beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar.
Beta: Dad larki dein to uski maa mang lon?

Karachi ka pani

Teacher: Water ka formula batao?
Student: H2 MgCl NaCl HNO3O
Teacher: Ye kya hai?
Student: Sir ye Karachi ka pani hai.

Dawn Newspaper 2018

Dawn Newspaper 2018
Headlines:
President General Kayani decides to remove his uniform.
Pakistan loses Cricket Series against HongKong.
Shaikh Rasheed decides to join MMA.
President General Kayani to visit neighbor country Greater Balochland.
Meera’s 25th birthday.
Seminar on 9th death aniversary of Choudry Brothers.
Shoaib Completes his 12 years ban.
Imran Khan still not satisfied.
Pak Rs.178 =1$
Petrol 1 ltr = Rs.470

Memon SMS

Faqeer ne 1 Memon Aurat se kaha: Mujhe khana mil sakta hai?
Memon Aurat boli: Kal ka salan kha lo gy?
Faqeer: G kha longa,
Memon Aurat: To phir kal aana.

The most MELA msg

The most MELA msg of the year,
Choclaty and Crunchy outside,
Creamy and Whitish inside,
Guess what is it?
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COCKROACH
Aa gaya na mun main pani?

Moti aurat ne chor ko pakr lia r uske uper beth gai Noker se boli:ja police ko bula kr la Noker:chapal kho gai hai Chor Chilaya:meri le ja pr jldi bula kr la

Moti aurat ne chor ko pakr lia

Moti aurat ne chor ko pakr lia r uske uper beth gai
Noker se boli:ja police ko bula kr la
Noker:chapal kho gai hai
Chor Chilaya:meri le ja pr jldi bula kr la

A guy in Aeroplane stood up

A guy in Aeroplane stood up suddnly nd shouted,
?HijAcK?
All passngrs got scared n raised hands !
4rm other end of plane,a guy shoutd back?Hi joHN?;-)

A lawyer sent an overdue

A lawyer sent an overdue bill 2 a client with a note tht read:Dis Bill is 1 yr old
By return mail the lawyer had his bill back w/a note tht read:Happy Birthday!

s th?s my train?

Lady: is th?s my train?

Man:No, it belongs to the railway company.
Lady:don?t try to b funy. I mean to ask if i can take this train to new delhi?
Man: No, madam i?m afraid it?s too heavy

2 dost ghazal sun kr lote to

2 dost ghazal sun kr lote to ek ne dusre se kaha ?Bhai tum b gazab karte ho, Ghazal ki mehfal mein is thara sowe k tumare karraton se meri bhi aankh khul gae?.

k Sahab tez chaLTay ja

Ek Sahab tez chaLTay ja rahaY tHA?,
Ek Larki Ko d?kh kR ruK gAy? oR b?Lay?MAINay Apko Pehlay kahin dekha hai?
GirL aNswer:yes! I?m nurse ?N Mental hospital;-)

n Interesting Line Written

An Interesting Line Written At The Back Of A Biker?s T-Shirt :
? If You Are Able To See This, Please Tell Me That My Girlfriend Has Fallen Off ? :p

U can tell a child is ?growin

U can tell a child is ?growin up? when he stops askin
?where he came from
&
starts refusing to tell where he is going

Buyer To Seller

Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog?
Selle r:Yes I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also.
It Is So Faithful,
Everytime It Returned Back To ME

1 krayedar ne raat 1:00 pm

1 krayedar ne raat 1:00 pm bJe malak mkan ka door khtkhtaya or kaha k me 5 month ka kraya ada nhi kr skta.malak mkan ne kaha k ye baat to tum muJhe morning bhi bta skte the.krayedar ne kaha mene socha k is tenshion me akela hi kyun Jagta rahun.

?Happiest Man? Is One,

?Happiest Man? Is One, Whose Daughter?s
Photograph Is On Femina Cover,
Son On ?India Today?,
Girlfriend On ?Ftv?
And WIFE On
Missing Column Of News Paper

Jo sanson ko mehka jaye

Jo sanson ko mehka jaye woh Khushbu ho Tum,
Jo aankhon ko nazar aaye woh Roshni ho Tum,
Jo neend main aajaye woh Sanpa ho tum,
Utha k hath jo mangi woh Dua ho Tum.

You are a DOG…

You are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai.

Memon to his Son

Memon to his Son: Beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar.
Beta: Dad larki dein to uski maa mang lon?

Quaid’s photo collection

Friends I’m Collecting
Quaid’s Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or 1000 Rupees Note.

Ek sheikh doctor k pass

Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha.

Aalim sahab mujhe bahar nikalo

Ek Memon ko Jin charh gaya,
3 din k baad Jin khud ek Aalim k paas gaya aur bola:
Aalim sahab mujhe bahar nikalo, main to bhooka he mar jaonga.

Jummy ki namaz k baad

Jummy ki namaz k baad jo shakhs Masjid k bahar is kalmay ka kasrat se wird kary ga woh jald he mala maal ho jaye

Law of Izzat derived from Newton’s law

Law of Izzat derived from Newton’s law:
Every bad boy continues to do MASTI unless a THAPPAR or SANDAL with a force is exerted upon him by lovely girl.
This force is called BAI IZATTI.
BAIZTI is that characteristic due to which any BEGHAIRAT is compelled to change his state of BAIGHAIRTI into GHAIRAT MANDI.

Shair likha jata hai

Shair likha jata hai,
Parha jata hai,
Suna jata hai,
Lekin jab Shair samny aata hai,
To Pajama ooper se dheela, Neeche se Geela, aur Peechay se Peela ho jata hai.

Kabhi shikayat na

Kabhi shikayat na labon pe laengay,
Hum dosti kuch is tarah nibhaen gay,
Koi aapki burai hamaray samnay kar k to dekhe,
Sach main hum bhi uski Haan main Haan milaengy.

Jaisa K Aap Jantay Hain

Jaisa K Aap Jantay Hain Mera Maqsud Koi Lambi Chori Taqreer Ka Nahi hai,
Na He Main Koi Lambi Chori Kahani Sunane wala hun Main Janta Hun K Aaj Kal Waqt Kisi K Paas Nahi. Na he Aap K Paas Lambi Baat Sunne Ka Wuqt Hai or Na He Mairay Paas Lumbi Baat Sunanay Ka So Mutlab Ki Baat Karte Hain
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Kiya haal hain?

Teesri baar adaalat main

Judge Mujrim se: Tum teesri baar adaalat main aa rahy ho, Tumhain sharam nahi aati?
Mujrim: ha ha ha ha
Tum roz aatay ho tumko aati hai kya?

Susti ki Intiha

Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana

Sheeda Qulfi Walaa

Bus main ek Aadmi charha aur Chilla kar bola!
“Ruk jao koi apni jaga se nahi hilega!”
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Sheeda Qulfi walaa khud chal kar aapke paas aayega.

Ammi kehti hain

You are so Smart!
You are so Beautiful!
You are so Brilliant!
You are so Lovely!
You are so Cute!
G nahi Ammi kehti hain, Jo kehta hai wohi hota hai

Sardi nahi lagti

Garmi ka ek faida hai!
batao kya?
Socho!
Soch rahe ho?
To phir batao?
Nahi pata?
To suno!
Sardi nahi lagti.

Mobile ki Birthday

Aaj mere mobile ki Birthday hai,
Aap agar chahen to Gift samajh kar is main 100 Rupay ka Balance load karwa sakte hain.
Khuda ne chaha to aglay maheenay phir Birthday Manayengay.

Baandh le Kafan

Aye dost baandh le kafan main botal qabar main baith kar piya karengay.
In ladkiyon se bewafai mili, Ab bhootniyon se panga liya kerengay.

Apni sans ko bahar nikalo

Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said
“Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!”

Larki ki maa mang lon:p

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar

beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

Subah 5 baje phansi

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d

Susti ki intiha

susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)

Beti bari ho kar kia bano gi?

Father asked beti:
“Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?”
Beti:”
Maa banun gi,
study karon gi,
shari karon gi,
bus or kia?”
Mom:”Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna”;-)

Doctor, medicine & pathan

Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tuk lena hay
Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.

Itne kum marks..??

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya

Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D

Teacher & bachay

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

Pata tha ke woh niklay gi bewafa

us ne haathon pe mehndi laga rakhi hai
ham ne us ki doli bhi utha rakhi hai
mujhe pata tha ke woh niklay gi bewafa
isi liye hum ne us ki choti behen bhi phassa rakhi hai

Ek bar pyar se sms to karke dekh

Hum wo roshni hai jo dost ko roshan kar jayenge,
Tere pyar ki ek chingari se bhi jal jayenge.
Ek bar pyar se sms to karke dekh,
dafan hui kabar se b reply kar jayenge!

English Desi Shayari

EnGLiSh ShyEri
The Janaza Of Mehboob Nikla From
The Gali Of Mehboba With Lots Of Zor
Shor The Mehbuba Jhannki From The Door
And Boli “MAR GYA HARAMKHOR”

Ab Ek Hindi Sher

Urdu, Pushto Or Chinese Sher K Baad Ab Ek Hindi Sher
Chintit Hun Ma K Is Prem Ma Kitni Durghatna Hy FARAZ.
Is Chinta Ki Vivastha Liay Ma Suargvasi Ho Chala

Moral of the movie Ghajini…

Moral of the movie Ghajini…
Whenever going to meet your girlfriend
Make sure u have your cell phone..
n
when u r in deep trouble
keep your cell phone silent…

Amazing Newz . . .

Amazing Newz . . .The Japnese Have Produced A Camera . . .That Has Such A Fast Shutter Speed, It Can Take A Picture Of A Woman Wid Her Mouth Shut . . .

A boy fell in love

A boy fell in love. One day he saw her in a park. He thought ‘ aaj dil ki bat bata hi donga.Woh uske karib gia or pyar se kaha “chanda”She gave him Rs.20;-).

1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya

1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya,After operation,Dr. Asks:Kuch kehna chahte ho?Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagaouse bata denaye 2 kash laganayk baad he khulti hain:D

Gobhi ka phol

LillyRoseJamsmineTulipLotusOrchidSun flowersab phool khoobsoorat hotay hain magar in ka aap se koi comparison nahin kyon kay…!Gobhi ke phool ki baat he alag hai

EXTRA SHEET PLEASE

At the door of heaven angels were giving sheets to everyone to write full detail about their sins and before I could write a word I heard your voice ” EXTRA SHEET PLEASE”.

twinkle Twinkle little star

twinkle Twinkle little star,teri girl friend gaye bazar,us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

Full form of COLLEGE

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets,L-Love,E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college

Starting Salary

Boss: im giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it ok?Sardar: U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k. but??how much is DRIVING salary….? ;->

Salary

Boy Friend:Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ?Girl Friend:Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . . . Par Tumhara Kia Ho ga ;->

Differentiate wife and mother

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate“WIFE” & “MOTHER”SARDAR:Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”&After MarriageWe Sleep With Our “WIFE”Similar SMS / Text messagesWhat is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A…Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle…A Sardar & [...]

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1. What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A…
2. Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle…
3. A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne…

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Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

Sardar shopping early

Judge: why r u arrested?Sardar: for shopping early?Judge: well, that’s not a crime,anyway how early were u shopping?Sardar: before opening the shop…..:pSimilar SMS / Text messagesEarly this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits…Sardar filed an application 4 divorce A Sardar & his wife [...]

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1. Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits…
2. Sardar filed an application 4 divorce A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce….
3. 2 sardar sit in a coffee shop 2 Sardar sit in a coffee shop 1st: “jaldee pee…

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Pappu can’t dance sala :p

Can u dance????No!…Sure…Just try it…Sure u cant…That means u r pappu!!!…Because pappu cant dance .. Similar SMS / Text messagesone girl asked to pappu 1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo…Pappu ullu ka patha hai Grammar Teacher! Pappu larkion say bat nahin kerta hai, Batao.

Wife: Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience

Husband:u will never succeedin making that dog obey u!Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Only true friends stand by u

Only true friends stand by uduring bad times.I promiseI will attend ur wedding.

Abhi to sirf plot kharida hay

1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,Dosri makhi nay kaha,“Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey”Pehli makhi boli:“Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai”

Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?

Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?Girl:NahiBoy:Laikin Q?Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gayBoy:Ghar main kon kon hay?Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha

Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.But..makhi nahin uri,Sardar ne kaha,Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diyejain to makhi sun nahin sakti

What is the name of your car ?

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Husband & Wife

Husband:
ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

Too Late

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS
wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam krnay ka elaan. . . . ”
Sorry, abhi itna he Suna tha k light chali gai .

Deepak ki girl freind

Sham k aatey hi deepak jal utha….
kyunke sham k sath deepak ki girl freind b thi….

Hello

Hello!Im a little alien called Ted.I have taken the form of a mobile phone-
your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb!

Notice

if u notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!!!

Whom Do I Love The Most

If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The Most
I Would Sit Next 2 U
Put My Arms Around U
&
Say Proudly
I Love Animals
Especially Dis Monkey

Lo Meri Girl Friend Ka Photo Dekho

Lo Meri Girl Friend Ka Photo Dekho
Press Down
Thora Aur Neeche
Dikhi Ya Nahi …
Haram Khor Bhabhi Ki Nazar Se Dekhta Tou Zaruur Dikhti …

Jabse Tumhe dekha hai

Jabse Tumhe dekha hai,
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
Peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt
Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!

Can U Come To Meet Me

Boy: I’ll Climb The Taleest Mount,
Swim The Deepest Ocean
Walk On Hot Coal Barefoot Just 4 U …
Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??
Boy: Not Now, Abhi Ammi Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi …

Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho

Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?
Tum Itny Innocent Q Ho?
Tum Itny Intelligent Q Ho?
Tum Itny Lucky Q Ho?
Simple
Ab Ap Mere Friend Ho Kuch To Asar Hoga Na!

A mosquito & hen fell in love

Love story!
A mosquito & hen fell in love wid each other.
1 day they kissed each other
Hen died of dengue
&
Mosquito died of bird flu
Moral: Sachi mohabbat:-)

A man is the head of the family

A man is the head of the family and
the wife is the neck.
The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.

Aisi Azadi Aur Kahan

jindgai not like “chup chup ke”
love is not like “Aksar”
But kiss is Like Murder”
Because Like Airtel ” Aisi Azadi Aur Kahan”

Apke aane se sab thik ho gaya

Ab tak meri life
1 khuli bottle ki tarah thi,
jisme sab prfume ki tarah ud jata tha.
Par apke aane se sab thik ho gaya.
Khuda kare aap jaisa dhakkn sab ko mile.

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!

Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota

Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
Her murda DEAD nahin hota,
Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…
MAD bolay to
M-Most
A-Attractive
D-Dost…

Think Big. Think Positive

Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

Friend Indeed

A Friend In Need is a Friend Indeed.
So,
Always Be There When I Need You.
But,
When You Need Me then Remember that:
.
.
.
“God Helps Those, Who Help Themselves.”

Smile meanings

Smile to old means Respect
Smile to child mean Innocence
Smile to friend means Care
Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
Still smiling?
Pagal ey oy

Na miltay ho na SMS kertay ho

Aay dost tum bhi ajeeb ho.
Meray dil k kitnay qareeb ho.
Na miltay ho na SMS kertay ho.
kia tum mujh say bhi ziyadah gharib ho.

Love is an illusion!

Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
.
.
.
.
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

Fact about women:

They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . .

How to get your brain exercised

2 friends,
“see” & “saw”:
1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.
That is how to exercise your brain..!

How to get your brain exercised

2 friends,
“see” & “saw”:
1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.
That is how to exercise your brain..!

AM I CUTE? TEST

AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

The Right Side..;-)

A Simple But Great Quotation..:
.
.
.
Don’t Trust Your Heart..
.
.
.
Because Its Not On The Right Side..;-)

Difference between Husband & gadha.

Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

Taste this SMS

Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

A HUSBAND

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

Wife

A recently fired stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce… I have lost everything and I still have my wife…”

A Teacher

Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.

MY WIFE

A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS

Altaf Hussain ko 1 Jin Mila,
Usne Jin se Kaha,
“Meri Dili Khwahish ha k Tum Saray Sindhiyo ko Sindh se nikal Do.”
Jin Replied:
Bhao Maa Urdu na Samjhndo Aahyan.

MUSHARRAF v/s JAMHURIAT

MUSHARRAF v/s JAMHURIAT
Mshrf: Aata Rs.13
Jmhryt: 35
M: Sugar 21
J: 65
M: Milk 32
J: 48
M: Bike 32000
J: 47000
M: AC 20000
J: 35000
M: Stock Market 16000
J: 9000
M: US $ 60
J: 84
M: GST 11%
J: 16%
M: Tax on call 15%
J: 19.5%
M: Bijli Pani Gas Wafar.
J: Na Bijli, na Pani, na Gas.
M: Bijli, Gas Sasti
J: Bijli menhgi, Gas Menhgi.
Wah wah Jamhoriat.
Kya Faida Aisi Jamhoriat Ka?
Spread this Msg As Much As you can.

( Valentine’s Msg by ASIF ZARDARI )

Bin Tumhare Zindgi Mai
Dard Hai,
Ruswai Hai,
Tanhai Hai.
Laut k Aa Jao SHERI REHMAN ye Kya Bewafai Hai!
( Valentine’s Msg by ASIF ZARDARI )

KHADIM-E-AALA PUNJAB:

KHADIM-E-AALA PUNJAB:
Rai Wind ka Residence: Area 25000 Canal
11 Sugar Mills
15 Industrial Estates of just Rs.2900 Millions
Ex-Pakistan Property:
London/UK 20 Flats, Approximate value of Rs.30 Billions.
Steel Mill & Residences in Saudi Arabia, Istanbul, Dubai & Spain: Cost 1.30 Billion USD.
KHAADIM-E-AALA Ki Residece ka Budget.
270 Milions, 1766 Officers & Servants Salaries 190 Million,
5 BULLET PROOF CARS Rs.200 Million
Phir Bhi Khadim-e-Aala?

Menu Dasu 80 ki Kamaya?

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/ ” ) “^—-;”;
,,/”( , , )\
//\ //\ Menu Dasu 80 ki Kamaya?
Musharraf Gaya Zardari Aaya,
Bas Khotay Naal Khota Wataya.

KHADIM-E-AALA PUNJAB:

Rai Wind ka Residence: Area 25000 Canal
11 Sugar Mills
15 Industrial Estates of just Rs.2900 Millions
Ex-Pakistan Property:
London/UK 20 Flats, Approximate value of Rs.30 Billions.
Steel Mill & Residences in Saudi Arabia, Istanbul, Dubai & Spain: Cost 1.30 Billion USD.
KHAADIM-E-AALA Ki Residece ka Budget.
270 Milions, 1766 Officers & Servants Salaries 190 Million,
5 BULLET PROOF CARS Rs.200 Million

Phir Bhi Khadim-e-Aala?

I always think about U…

I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
I am totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I am crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
U = Ur friend (Uroosa)

A mobile is like women

A mobile is like women – Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

I love other alphabets too:p

I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
Don’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too:p

I love PAKISTAN

I love PAKISTAN
P= parveen
A= asma
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= seher
T= tuba
A= aalia
N= nida
PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan
i love PAKISTAN

I just feel u….

I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*****

Taste this SMS

Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Read each word Reversely:

Read each word Reversely:
A’
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
‘…ylesreveR

Your network tariff has changed!

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said, “We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name. They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

sitaray bhi saath hote!!

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
.
.
.
chand to tum ho hi,
sitaray bhi saath hote!!

True bravery is to arrive home

True bravery is to arrive home …
fully drunk..
a late night out..
and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask
“hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho.”

I am the ninth letter

TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Kashif: I is ……
TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, “I am.”
Kashif: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

The human brain is …

The human brain is most outstanding thing…….
it functions 24hrs 365 days…..
it functions right from the time u r Born….
until you fall in love

A man went to hell and asked

A man went to hell and asked
the Yamraj if he can call his wife.
yamraj said “u can do that”
after man spoke to his wife..
he asked how much to pay yamraj
yamraj said..”hell to hell is free”

Plz call me

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega

In politics,

In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

A promising young man

A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
ha koi muqabla karne wala

A silent msg

A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p
A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)

What is the true meaning of ‘Study’?

What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
.
.
.
.
.
.
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.

Wats d height of hope??

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

Theif entered kitchen

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES
TEEN AGE
Have Time & Energy Bt No Money
WORKING AGE
Hv Money & Energy Bt No Time
OLD AGE
Hv Time & Money Bt No Energy

Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??

Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??
*Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion.
*Re-use of gift wrappers.
*Always arive atleast an hour late to a party.
*All siblings have rhyming names.
*Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone’s house.
*You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old.
*Sofas and carpets are covered with bedsheets.
*Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control.
*Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion.
*Re-use of gift wrappers.
*Always arive atleast an hour late to a party.
*All siblings have rhyming names.
*Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone’s house.
*You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old.
*Sofas and carpets are covered with bedsheets.
*Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control.

Tring Tring..

Tring Tring..
Inbox kholo
Aap k liye phool bheijay hain
–;–;–<@
–;–;–<@
–;–;–<@
ab SMS send kero warna phol wapis karop

Select any number 4 ur lifepartner

Select any number 4 ur lifepartner
(1)
(2)
(3)
(4)
(5)
(6)
Reply is must 2 get answer
Answers
1-kanjus
2-best couple
3-everyday dating
4-non stop kissing
5-everyday honeymoon
6-deep lovers
Similar SMS:

1. Nagative answer
2. Someone ask me to describe u
3. The best couple in the world?
4. Living for Others is the Rule of Nature
5. Two lovers plan to comit suicide

What is the difference between

What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs……..:p

Love is an illusion!

Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
.
.
.
.
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p

Smile to old means Respect

Smile to old means Respect
Smile to child mean Innocence
Smile to friend means Care
Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
Still smiling?
Pagal ey oy

Difference between Friend & Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

Misuse of English!

Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D

Fact about women

Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . .

2 friends..

“see” & “saw”:
1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.
That is how to exercise your brain..!

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

Considering his achievements

Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water
Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
ha koi muqabla karne wala

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.

Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?

Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don’t celebrate
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don’t celebrate

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

Plz call me

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega

Am Going To U.S.A.

Am Going To U.S.A.
.
.
.
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days
.
.
.
Surprised?
?
?
?
After 2 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2010

Chalo sit stand kro

Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja,
Chalo sit stand kro
<@>
Y
.IL
<@>
<>
<@>
Y
.IL
<@>
<>
<@>
Y
.IL
Chalo bus karo ainda
SMS kertay rehna.

let “me” show you

let
“me”
show
you..
the
best picture..
in
the world..
()”‘”() ()”‘()
( ,’o’ ) ( ‘o’,)
(,) (,) (,) (,)
=hum tum=
friends.

let “me” show you

let
“me”
show
you..
the
best picture..
in
the world..
()”‘”() ()”‘()
( ,’o’ ) ( ‘o’,)
(,) (,) (,) (,)
=hum tum=
friends.

Human brain is the most

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall

My nights are going sleepless

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”

Kehdo un parhne walon se

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

Kehdo un parhne walon se

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

I just feel u….

I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

Taste this SMS

Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Read each word Reversely

Read each word Reversely:
A’
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
‘…ylesreveR

Two devils came

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.

Press down if you think you are MAD

Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P

I love PAKISTAN

I love PAKISTAN
P= parveen
A= asma
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= seher
T= tuba
A= aalia
N= nida
PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan
i love PAKISTAN

during lecture in maths class

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)

dil udas hai

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai:D

medicines work before death

Love is possible after friendship

but

friendship is not possible after love

because

medicines work before death

later nothing can be cured….!!!

CUTE persons in the world!

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Who‘s hot… Its U

Who‘s hot… Its U,
Who‘s
Charming… Its U,
Who‘s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who‘s
Intelligent… Its U,
Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U
Who‘s a liar.. Its me

april fools day

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Happy april fools day

april fools day

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Happy april fools day

What’s an average 6 inch long

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

ek din ZINDAGI ne mujh se pucha

ek din ZINDAGI ne mujh se pucha k tum apne DOST k sath kub tak dena chahte ho. tu main ne ek AANSOO samandar main gira diya, k jub tak tum is ko dhond na lo.

I always thought loving some1

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised that loving a friend is even better; v lose ppl v love but v never lose true friend

A deep friend is like rainbow

A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears are mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.

A deep friend is like rainbow

A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears are mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.

Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me

Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. It’s an asset not a liability, always a credit not a debit; always a profit not a loss & I hope it’ll never bounce.

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u.
years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.

The sun is glazing, upon the sunligh

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU!

If U need a friend

If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.

Wat u see as truth wat u see

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

As long as we have

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste

Many people will walk

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

Friends are like stars

Friends are like stars. You can’t always see them, But you know they are always there for you.

WASH UP

WASH UP
Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can’t speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.

A friend is never a coincidence in your life

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us

Never abandon old friends

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us… i get BETTER, u get OLDER

There r many stars

There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that?s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.

There r many stars

There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that?s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.

FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt

	FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn’T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

FRIENDSHIP isn’t how U forGet

FRIENDSHIP isn’t how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!

True friends are like Diamonds

True friends are like Diamonds… they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves… they are scattered everywhere

Never say ur happy when ur sad?

Never say ur happy when ur sad? never say ur fine when ur not ok? never say u feel good when u feel bad? and never say ur alone when I m still alive.

Life is 4 u

Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me

If I m in hell

If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u

How can u tell the rain not 2 fall

How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.

I always thought loving some1

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

EveRyDay I seE LoTs

EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U.

A true friend is

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

The times we shared

The times we shared is like shooting star… the time is short but really beautiful moments…. Forever engraved in our hearts…. Friends forever~!!

We’ve known each other

We’ve known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that’s definitely a lifetime PROMISE

If friends were flowers

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I’ll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN’t cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe..

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree… It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN.

In this WORLD

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You’ll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE

I believe in angels

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I’m surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends

Meeting you was fate

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control

I met U as a stranger

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

When i’m walking in front of u

When i’m walking in front of u,I’m protecting u. When i’m beside u i’m there for u, when i’m behind u, I’m watching over u. When i’m alone,I’m thinking of u.

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart

A friend is never

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us

As long as we have memories

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u… but in my HEART I swear I’m keeping U

definitely a lifetime PROMISE

We’ve known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that’s definitely a lifetime PROMISE

If friends were flowers

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I’ll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!

Make your life a house

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories…. of many good things.

When it concerns real friendship!

A friend is always welcome … Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance … When it concerns real friendship!

When it concerns real friendship!

A friend is always welcome … Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance … When it concerns real friendship!

Friendship is a wonderful word,

Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value

I asked God 4 a flower,

I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

If u r a chocolate

If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my ?FRIEND? u r the ?BEST?!!!!!

They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person

They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them

When God opened the window of the Heaven

When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? ?I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!

Time might lead me to nowhere

Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life?s journey we became FRIENDS

It takes half our life to find true friends

It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them.I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you

never say good bye

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye

The morning is just a few moments away

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

If you are in trouble

If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I’m your friend

Tu dour hai mujh say per pass bhi hai

Tu dour hai mujh say per pass bhi hai……teri mani main kahi tera ihsaas bhi hai…..tujh say dost hain jahaan main lakhoo…per tu dost bhi hai kuch khass bhi hai

Tu dour hai mujh say per pass bhi hai

Tu dour hai mujh say per pass bhi hai……teri mani main kahi tera ihsaas bhi hai…..tujh say dost hain jahaan main lakhoo…per tu dost bhi hai kuch khass bhi hai

if i could pull down the rainbow

if i could pull down the rainbow i would write ur name on it and put it back in the sky 2let every 1 know how colourful my life is with friend like “you”

dont place me in ur eyes

dont place me in ur eyes.i may fall as a tear.place me in ur heart,so that every beats reminds u that this friend is always with u

A friend gives hope when life is low

A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u

If kisses were water

If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine

If I were to be anything in this world?.

If I were to be anything in this world?. I?d be ur tears!!!? So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!

Only da open heart recieves

Only da open heart recieves LOVE Only da open mind recieves WISDOM Only da open hand recieves GIFTS and.. Only da lucky 1 recieves MSGS FRM ME

Hearts could only love 4 a

Hearts could only love 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u cant stop my smile when i see ur name on my mobile.

SAB SAY SMART KAUN “TUM”

SAB SAY SMART KAUN “TUM” SAB SE CUTE KAUN “TUM” SAB SE GENIUS KAUN “TUM” IN SAB MAIN TUM SE ZAIDA KAUN “HUM” LAKIN DUNIYA MAIN SAB SE ACHAY DOST KAUN “HUM TUM”

Friendship is the shadow of the evening

Friendship is the shadow of the evening,
Which strengthens with the setting sun of Life
Friendship is like a sheltering tree,
Friendship is the gift of God
And the most precious boon to man

Beshak kuch waqt ka intezar mila humko

Beshak kuch waqt ka intezar mila humko par khuda se badhkar yaar mila humko na rahi tamanna kissi jannt ki mamein aey dost teri dosti se who pyar mila humko

the most precious boon to man

Friendship is the shadow of the evening,
Which strengthens with the setting sun of Life
Friendship is like a sheltering tree,
Friendship is the gift of God
And the most precious boon to man

Teacher taught me 1hr=60min

Teacher taught me 1hr=60min, 1min=60 sec, n 1 sec=100milli sec but she doesn’t know tht 1 sec without a FRND like u ==1000million yrs 4 me

Flowers need sunshine

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.

Never take someone for granted.

Never take someone for granted. Hold every person close to your heart because you might wake up one day and realize that you’ve lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones

We gain and lose things every day

We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend

I may not be a clock

I may not be a clock that may text u 24hrs a day but my heart will be like a clock that will not stop caring & saying U r always remembered. Take Care

Sometimes, my eyes get jealous

Sometimes, my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why…its simply because you’re my friend who will always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes

In this WORLD

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You’ll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE

6 rules to be HAPPY

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

Never abandon old friends

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us… i get BETTER, u get OLDER

As long as we have memories

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste

Wat u see as truth wat u see

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart

with you and me

Words begin with ABC. Numbers begin with 123. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with you and me

To forget you is hard

To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you. Forget me not, forget me never. Forget this text, but not the sender

Stars have 5 ends

Stars have 5 ends, squares have 4 ends, triangles have 3 ends, lines have 2 ends, life has 1 end, but I hope our friendship has no end

a friendship is sweet when is new

a friendship is sweet when is new
friend is sweeter when friend is true
and friend is sweetest when there is you

Som frenz r seprated by time

Som frenz r seprated by time, some by difference, som by distance, som by pride,
But no matter how far u r & how busy we may b, u’ll always b a spl fren to me

Friendship is a collection of hearts

Friendship is a collection of hearts, ready 2 give, share and understand. It never fades & never ends. It only reminds us that life is not perfect without a friend

I dropped a tear in the ocean

I dropped a tear in the ocean while thinking of you. And I promised to be your friend till I find it…. Now do you know how long i need your friendship.

Ur a friend with a heart of gold

Ur a friend with a heart of gold.. How much U mean 2me
can neva b told.. Ur sum1 2b talked about, so sweet n true, 1 in a million dats YOU.

Gud frienz r those

Gud frienz r those, who care with out hesitations, Who remember with out limitations, And who lov even with out comunications

Frndshp isnt how u 4get

Frndshp isnt how u 4get, but how u 4give, Not how u listen, bt how u undrstand, Not how u c, bt how u feel,
And not how u let go, but how u hold on.

How can i spell

How can i spell “S_CCESS” without ‘U’? or “C_TE” or “H_MBLE” or “F_N”? or “F_T_RE”? or even “TR_ST”? what will i do without ‘U’ my friend

I wish I could be a dove

I wish I could be a dove to bring you peace,a cupid to bring you love,an angel to bring you a miracle but am just a friend and hope that it brings you happiness

I thought of saying Hi

I thought of saying Hi because friends are like balloons,once you let them go you can’t ever bring them back.That’s why I will tie you tight to my heart coz you are so precious to loose

When a friend needs your love

When a friend needs your love, show him you care. If he needs attention, let him know you are there. Be ready to help him when his load becomes hard to bear. Because you can’t be a friend until you learn to share

We can never say how far our

We can never say how far our friendship would go and how long we’ll stay together. All I know is that even if we’ll be miles apart, you’ll forever remain in my heart

Days r empty wen I dont

Days r empty wen I dont hear somthin frm u. Just a simple hello n my worries r thru. Y I feel dis? I think I hav a clue. I am glad I hav a fren like u

May you rise each day

May you rise each day with sunlight in your heart, success in your heart path, ANSWER to your prayers and a SMILE…always in your face

If you want to be happy for a day

If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week get a lover. Happy for a month get married. But if you want to be happy forever get a friend like me

No goodbyes and no farewels for you

No goodbyes and no farewels for you, just a promise that no matter what happens… it will be always be forever. Thanks for the gift of friendship

DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp

DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn’t SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall.

I always thought loving some1

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends